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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
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Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos
Jesus and his company have a new edict for all their employees.
May 16, 2016
Immigration
Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans
God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.
November 17, 2015
Immigration
Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course
Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.
November 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’
Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.
November 9, 2015
U.S. Politics
J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory
Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
September 22, 2015
LGTBQ+
Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’
Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
August 25, 2015
Immigration
Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’
Jesus Christ weighs in on "anchor babies" and immigration reform.
August 24, 2015
Immigration
Republican Religious Zealot Not Sure How to Feel About ‘Anchor Fetuses’
One women in Oklahoma struggles with how to square her religious furor over abortion with her xenophobia.
August 24, 2015
Pew Pew!
Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”
Jesus Christ sounds off on the new gun range added to an Alabama church.
August 19, 2015
U.S. Politics
Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist
Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."
August 13, 2015
U.S. Politics
Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’
Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
August 11, 2015
Women's Rights
Jesus Christ to Anti-Abortionists: ‘Maybe You Could Try Taking Care of the Ones That Are Already Born, Too?’
Jesus Christ has some thoughts on the anti-Planned Parenthood push.
August 4, 2015
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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
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I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
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