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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
War on Christmas
Horny Jesus Reminds You He’s Also the Reason for the Squeezin’
SEXXXY HEAVEN -- Horny Jesus Christ, the super-sexed-up version of the character from the...
December 1, 2020
War on Christmas
In 5-4 Decision, Supreme Court Says Jesus Is the Reason for the Season
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Supreme Court ruled last week, in a narrow, 5-4...
November 30, 2020
MAGA News
The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to Publish It For Him
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices...
November 10, 2020
Religion
COVID-19 Forces Jesus to Delay Second Coming
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Concerns about the ongoing COVID-19 outbreak, particularly in the...
July 24, 2020
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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity,...
April 27, 2020
Religion
Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- A visibly annoyed Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry...
April 10, 2020
Religion
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's...
April 1, 2020
Economy
Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning during a heavenly press conference, Jesus Hubert...
February 24, 2020
Religion
Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office
Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a...
December 23, 2019
MAGA News
Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
August 9, 2019
Religion
Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One
MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report...
April 21, 2019
MAGA News
Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No
Topeka, KS -- Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and...
February 2, 2019
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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
Lifestyle
Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
