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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Jesus Thinks “Creepy Weirdo” Matt Walsh Should Focus on Own His Junk
Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Daily Caller commentator Matt Walsh's work....
February 22, 2023
Religion
Jesus Christ Wonders How Many Poor People You Can Feed for Two Super Bowl Ads
Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One reporter asked the...
February 14, 2023
Arts & Entertainment
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance...
February 7, 2023
Religion
Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life
Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for...
May 3, 2022
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Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway, and...
March 9, 2022
LGTBQ+
Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
This week, Daily Caller columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh -- a devout evangelical Christian conservative --...
January 21, 2022
Conservative Media
Jesus Christ Doesn’t ‘Have Any Fucks to Give’ About the Fox News Christmas Tree
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Conservative America has been highly focused on...
December 9, 2021
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Mike Lindell: Trump Will Be Back in Power and ‘Make Jesus White Again’ by Christmas
Mike Lindell, CEO of MyPillow and its subsidiary, MyCrackPipe, can be accused of a...
November 5, 2021
Religion
Jesus Now Requires a Vaccine Passport to Enter Heaven
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- If you're going to die soon, and if when...
August 4, 2021
MAGA News
Jesus Gives Permission to MAGA to Worship Trump Instead
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity, Inc.,...
May 12, 2021
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Jesus Says Lil Nas X Can Grind on Him in His Next Video as ‘An Olive Branch to MAGA’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the son of Larry "God" Schumway...
March 29, 2021
Religion
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway and...
December 22, 2020
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
