VALLE LA CHINGADA ESTUPIDA, CALIFORNIA -- Today the Double-Dean of Admission at the world's foremost leading pseudo-medical research university announced the addition of a new teaching doctor to the faculty.
"It is with great honor and extinction that I warmly...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today. Trump told reporters outside the White House that he was bringing on Dr. Jenny McCarthy, the highly-touted medical expert, model, and actress who came to prevalence in the...