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Report: ‘Something Stinky’ Tipped Off Several People to “Masked Singer” Identity

When former New York City Mayor and Chief Donald Trump Insurrectionist Rudy Giuliani revealed his identity on Fox's reality-TV competition show "The Masked Singer," two judges left the stage in protest. Actor Ken Jeong and singer Robin Thicke quickly...

Jenna Ellis Leaves GOP to Form ‘Trump’s Balls Party’

MT. SHITDICK, COLORADO -- Jenna Ellis, an attorney who represented former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump's efforts to steal last year's election from Joe Biden, has decided it's time for her to leave the Republican Party. During...

Federal Agents Find $3 Million in Receipts for Gas-X and Just for Men in Giuliani’s Apartment

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, federal agents served a search warrant on former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani's Manhattan apartment. As the agents were serving a warrant on an active investigation, not very much is clear at...

5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election

For the last six weeks, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's drunken, self-dick-fondling fixer -- has been colluding with three other Trump campaign lawyers to baselessly...

Trump Campaign Legal Team to Ask Supreme Court to Set Aside Election, Constitution, Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His options are dwindling. Time is running out. The votes have been cast and counted. Even recounted. Yet, despite all his complaining, all his vicious attacks on anyone -- even those in his own party he...

Trump Legal Team Wants to Wrap Entire Supreme Court in Tinfoil Before Presenting Their Arguments

It's not exactly been a big secret. The Trump Campaign's legal strategy has always been to get one or more of their longshot bids to overturn the will of the people before the Supreme Court of the United States...

5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team

If there is one thing that President Donald Trump's campaign legal team is exceptionally adept at, it's making wild claims without providing evidence, at least when not in a courtroom under oath. When the setting changes from a random...

Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.

The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has not been in serious doubt or question for at least two of the three weeks. However, that certainty -- that former Vice President Joe Biden...

Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump's legal team is growing more and more desperate to overturn the election results. Despite not presenting any credible evidence either in court, or to the media, attorneys Rudy...

Sidney Powell Easily Connects Dots Between Hugo Chavez, Biden, and the Loch Ness Monster

Nobody thought she could do it. They all said she was "crazy." Some said she merely "looks like a buck toothed, drawling fuckwit" and is "stupid as fuck." But she did it today, no matter what her words made...
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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