Jeffrey Epstein

Trump: “Some Very Fine People Pimped Out Little Girls for Jeffrey Epstein and His Friends!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Once again today, the President of the United States of America seemed to offer at least a tacit, passive defense of an accused child sex trafficker. MORE: Emperor Palpatine Defends Attorney General Vader’s Use of Stormtroopers in...

Petition to Put Harvey Weinstein In Epstein’s Prison Cell Reaches Six Million Signatures

NEW YORK -- This week, a petition to put disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein in the same jail cell that was once occupied by billionaire Jeffrey Epstein reached over six million signatures. The petition, started online, asks the New...

Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump added two very high-profile attorneys to his impeachment defense team this week -- Ken Starr and Alan Dershowitz. Most Americans probably remember Starr as the bespectacled special prosecutor who hunted down all the...

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of sex trafficking minors stands to be the biggest story of the year. Perhaps, because of Mr. Epstein's numerous ties to the wealthy and powerful --...

A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

In the last two weeks, there have been at least three high-profile mass shootings, one of which, in El Paso, was directly inspired by President Trump's white nationalist rhetoric. In the same time period, the country has been consumed...

5 Names to Add to the “Clinton Body Count”

When it was discovered that alleged billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had killed himself in his federal prison cell, the hashtag #ClintonBodyCount started trending. For those unfamiliar with what it is, the Clinton Body Count is the total number of...

House Republican: Hillary Clinton Behind Epstein’s Death and His Dog Being Run Over While Chasing a Truck

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Tom Thompaulsen (R-AR) is convinced that former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is not only somehow connected to the death of alleged billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who died of apparent suicide over the weekend....

Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich Pedophile

A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor secretary, Alexander Acosta, tendered his resignation. Mr. Trump tweeted the news to the world, and said that Acosta was resigning at least partially because of...

Epstein and Acosta Spotted Filling Out Employment Apps at Chuck E. Cheese’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Eye witnesses have spotted former Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta filling out an employment application at pizza chain Chuck E. Cheese's just moments before publication. In a truly unforeseen twist, Acosta was joined by billionaire Jeffrey Epstein,...

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of sex trafficking minors stands to be the biggest story of the year. Perhaps, because of Mr. Epstein's numerous ties to the wealthy and powerful --...
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told the House Subcommittee on Racist Nationalism today that while she was visiting the...
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