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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Nation’s Top Attorney’s Attorney Hires Attorney to Represent His Attorney’s Attorney
The attorney representing Jeff Sessions' attorney has just hired an attorney for his attorney. Confused yet?
June 21, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall Why Anyone Ever Thought He’s Competent at Anything
Attorney General Jeff Sessions might have a few issues with his memory. And he can't figure out why anyone every thought he was good at anything he did.
June 14, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Hits a Jay Because He’s ‘Super Duper Freaking Out’ Before His Senate Testimony
Before Attorney General Jeff Sessions goes before the Senate in an open hearing, he needs a little herbal relaxation to calm the situation.
June 13, 2017
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Trump To Pull U.S. Out of Treaty of Appomattox
The Paris Climate Accords were just the beginning. President Trump plans to reexamine every treaty the U.S. has ever signed.
June 3, 2017
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Birther and 9/11 Truther Dubious About ‘Fake News’ of Russia/Trump Collusion
If there was any collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign, this right-wing podcaster just doesn't see it. So stop trying, libtards.
May 30, 2017
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Jeff Sessions: ‘White People Can’t Commit Perjury’
Lying or misleading Congress under oath is not perjury if you're white, according to Attorney General Jeff Sessions...probably.
May 25, 2017
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“We Can Think of Two Politicians Treated Worse Than You, Donald” by Abe Lincoln & JFK
JFK and Honest Abe are a little perturbed about what Donald Trump said about himself to a bunch of Coast Guard graduating cadets.
May 17, 2017
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Petition Started to Remove Confederate Monument from Attorney General’s Office
A new petition is circulating online to have a racist monument to the Confederacy removed from the office the Attorney General of the United States.
May 12, 2017
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Attorney General Sessions Wants to Make Pot ‘The Wetback and Negro Drug’ Again
Jeff Sessions is no fan of marijuana. Sure, he's an ancient, cookie making elf who probably should STFU, but he really hates weed.
May 10, 2017
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Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job vetting people for the Trump administration to hire.
May 1, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Promises to Make it Clearer When He’s Telling a Racist Joke
Attorney General Jeff Sessions thinks he may have figured out a way to signal to the American people when he's just cracking a racist joke.
April 24, 2017
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AG Sessions: U.S. Could Pay For Trump’s Border Wall By Repealing 13th Amendment
Paying for Donald Trump's proposed border wall is meeting stiff opposition all over the political spectrum, but his AG has a plan for that.
April 23, 2017
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
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March 29, 2024
