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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Petition Started To Remove Confederate Monument From Attorney General’s Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new petition has been circulating online and is gathering momentum....
January 19, 2018
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Sessions ‘Greatly Troubled’ About Legal Recreational Weed And His Ability To Incarcerate Young Black Men
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, word broke that U.S. Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions...
January 4, 2018
Business
Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods
READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig...
December 23, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of...
December 21, 2017
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Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”
Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of...
December 21, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Reveals Himself As Member Of The Keebler Klux Klan
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after...
December 20, 2017
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Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's Russian headaches will not go away. For over a...
December 19, 2017
Religion
God To Renew Just 20% Of Alabama Republicans’ Christian Memberships
"This guy takes the hypocritical taco."
December 13, 2017
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Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral College
"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."
December 12, 2017
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Trump Assures Voters America Is Too Old For Roy Moore To “Mess Around With”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Back in the nation's capital after flying to Pensacola, Florida for...
December 9, 2017
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Sessions Blames Lack Of Recollection In Congressional Testimony On Trying Weed For The First Time
"I've always maintained that smoking marijuana is literally the worst thing you could possibly do."
November 17, 2017
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Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment
"Mr. Sessions seems to suffer from a very acute case of PMCRS, or Politically Motivated Can't Remember Shit."
November 16, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
