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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
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Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick
BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held...
November 8, 2019
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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.
August 24, 2019
Arts & Entertainment
Jeff Sessions Says Spike Lee Should Be Arrested for Making Joints, Not Given Awards
WHITE HOOD, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions was stopped outside his favorite...
February 25, 2019
The War on Drugs
Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile
GREEN FIELD SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA -- Just after former Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced his...
November 8, 2018
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Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than a year and a half into the Donald Trump...
August 22, 2018
Religion
Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians
LA ORINA DA SATANÁS, ARIZONA -- Seth Lindstrom, The High Chieftain of The Temple...
July 31, 2018
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Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his...
July 31, 2018
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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time...
May 14, 2018
The War on Drugs
Jeff Sessions Says He’s Not Surprised ‘That Long Haired, Loony Liberal John Boehner’ Joined Marijuana Firm
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was announced that former Speaker of the House...
April 16, 2018
The War on Drugs
California Dispensary Returns Jeff Sessions’ Lost ID
EL DORADO VERDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Earlier this month, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made...
March 18, 2018
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Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director...
March 17, 2018
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Jeff Sessions Not Sure Trump’s Dick Tastes So Good After All
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in...
March 1, 2018
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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
Conservative Media
What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?
"...it turns out Eric Trump spent all his money this week on magic beans...
March 20, 2024
U.S. Politics
I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024