Jeb Bush

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Barbara Bush Takes Jeb Out for Ice Cream to Cheer Him Up, Scolds Him for ‘Not Listening’ to Her

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Barbara and Jeb Bush go out for ice cream to soothe the wounds of a failed presidential campaign.
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Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street

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No one wants or needs Jeb Bush's help these days.
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Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

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Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.
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4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

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Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.
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Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate

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The fact checking site is making sure they have extra staff to rate the statements of Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina.
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Dick Cheney ‘Hella Bummed’ Trump Not Also Blaming Him For 9/11

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The former Vice-President has a sad over not getting credit for the Bush Administration's blundering of 9/11 intelligence.
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Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

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A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
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President Lindsey Graham Would Build a Wall Around a Wall Around a Wall

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If Lindsey Graham, what kind of wall would he put up to keep the Mexicans and other foreign people out? A Triple Wall, of course.
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Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship

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"In the proposal, Governor Jindal makes it very clear that these new citizens would only get access to six of the ten amendments in the Bill of Rights."
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Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico

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Ted Cruz thinks a catapult is all the immigration reform we need.
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