John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out. […]
Jason Chaffetz
Trump Supporter Confused That Going Without New Cell Phone Didn’t Stop His Pancreatic Cancer
This local Trump supporter is confused as to why his cancer won’t stop spreading even though he’s not getting a new iPhone. […]
Jason Chaffetz Asks Doctor If Friend’s Cancer Can Be Treated With An iPhone
Republican Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah recently said that poor people may have to choose between an iPhone and their health insurance. […]
Paul Ryan Says He’ll Be Next Speaker, But Only If Chaffetz Can ‘Out-Bench’ Him
Do you even Speaker, Paul Ryan? […]
Benedict Arnold Award For Treachery Given to Carly Fiorina for ‘Selling Out Her Own Gender’
Carly Fiorina won the top prize handed out by a conservative women’s organization. […]
Trey Gowdy To Give Kevin McCarthy a ‘Hearty Spanking’ For Benghazi Investigation Comments
Kevin McCarthy is in for a little corporal punishment for his Benghazi hearing gaffe on Hannity. […]