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John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones

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How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
The Political Garbage Chute

Trump Supporter Confused That Going Without New Cell Phone Didn’t Stop His Pancreatic Cancer

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This local Trump supporter is confused as to why his cancer won't stop spreading even though he's not getting a new iPhone.
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Jason Chaffetz Asks Doctor If Friend’s Cancer Can Be Treated With An iPhone

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Republican Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah recently said that poor people may have to choose between an iPhone and their health insurance.
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Paul Ryan Says He’ll Be Next Speaker, But Only If Chaffetz Can ‘Out-Bench’ Him

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Do you even Speaker, Paul Ryan?
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Benedict Arnold Award For Treachery Given to Carly Fiorina for ‘Selling Out Her Own Gender’

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Carly Fiorina won the top prize handed out by a conservative women's organization.
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Trey Gowdy To Give Kevin McCarthy a ‘Hearty Spanking’ For Benghazi Investigation Comments

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Kevin McCarthy is in for a little corporal punishment for his Benghazi hearing gaffe on Hannity.
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Santos Honors All 6 Million of His Mothers Who Died at Auschwitz on Holocaust Remembrance Day

Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. It's a day in which solemn tributes to the victims of Adolf Hitler's genocidal...
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