January 6th

Jan 6 Committee Wants to Ask Meadows When He Knew Trump Was a Little Bitch Who Can’t Handle Losing

The House committee investigating the failed insurrection of January 6th, 2021 sent letters to former Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows this weekend, signaling their desire to ask him, under oath, about what he knew about his former boss,...

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

https://youtu.be/rlontZVFkgw This week, President Joe Biden denied his predecessor's request to extend executive privilege over documents related to the failed insurrection of January 6th, 2021. While not surprising, Biden's decision to hand over communications to and from former, one term, twice...

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

https://youtu.be/drebWBypJAo FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams "win a sham and rigged contest" instead....

RNC Declares Lincoln’s Assassination ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’

https://youtu.be/sdcidSyhLOE WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee might, as it turns out, have a slightly different definition of the words "legitimate," "political," and "discourse," than most of the English-speaking world. Last week, the RNC called the events of January 6th,...

Trump Demands Pence Be Investigated For Not Letting Himself Be Hanged by MAGA Supporters

FARTS-A-LOT-THO, FLORIDA -- Taking in a second buffet lunch of the day so far,  former one term, twice permanently impeached, defeated President Donald Trump told diners at his Florida luxury resort that he was "immediately sending, in a very...

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to win the popular vote in any election he's entered -- stoked rage, spewed lies about losing last year's presidential election, and edged his followers toward...

Ted Cruz Insists He Can Gargle Tucker and Trump’s Fruit Baskets Simultaneously

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two days ago, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) described the events of January 6th, 2021 using factual terms that appropriately define what happened that day. Cruz, speaking in a Senate hearing, called former President Don Trump's failed...

This One Simple Trick Could Have Saved Ashli Babbitt’s Life

Last year, former one term, twice permanently impeached President Don Trump was still, technically speaking, the sitting President of the United States. He was a lame duck president at the time, with just two weeks left before he was...

Trump to Mark Anniversary of Jan. 6th by Storming McDonald’s Playground He Was Kicked Out Of

FARTS A LOT, THOUGH -- FLORIDA --Tomorrow will mark the one year anniversary of Donald Trump's failed coup attempt of January 6th, 2021. Initially, the former, one term, twice forever impeached president planned to hold a big press event,...

Meadows Said National Guard Would ‘Protect Pro-Toothless Incestuous Racism People’ on Jan. 6

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Texts and emails turned over to the January 6th Congressional Committee by former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows indicate that he made certain assurances to people within his former boss's administration before an attempted...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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