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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
MAGA News
A Complete List of All the Daughter Lusting White Collar Criminals Who Smoked Nazi Pole During a Presidential Debate
When you're living in historic times, sometimes it's hard to recognize, contemporaneously, just how...
September 30, 2020
MAGA News
Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of...
September 29, 2020
U.S. Politics
Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?
What's Joe Biden hiding? Why won't he acquiesce to any of Dear President's demands...
September 29, 2020
MAGA News
Biden Thanks Orange Garbage Bag Full of Molten, Diarrhea for Preparing Him to Debate Trump
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Tonight, after months of anticipation, the first presidential debate of the...
September 29, 2020
MAGA News
Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the...
September 25, 2020
U.S. Politics
Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter Biden!
Editor's Note: The following is an editorial written by the Editor In Chief and Head...
September 24, 2020
U.S. Politics
President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump caused quite a commotion when he refused...
September 24, 2020
Criminal Justice
Louisville DA: “Black Lives Matter, But Drywall Matters Enough to Charge Someone”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- A night of civil unrest in Louisville unfolded yesterday after it...
September 24, 2020
The Democrats
Remembering When Obama Wouldn’t Commit to a Peaceful Transfer of Power and Republicans Were Like, “Meh.”
Yesterday, veteran journalist Brian Karem asked President Donald Trump the kind of question that's...
September 24, 2020
U.S. Politics
Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish --...
September 22, 2020
Religion
Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice
AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words "fully and...
September 21, 2020
U.S. Politics
Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If one goes looking for the so-called "Biden Rule" in the...
September 21, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
