Tag: James Comey

Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump lashed out the media, Democrats, and Special ...

Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Former CIA Director John Brennan has been stripped of his security ...

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received ...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are ...

Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump ...

Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director ...