Tag: Ivanka Trump
Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Can the President of the United States drink water with one ...
First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”
Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals ...
Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has ...
Princess Ivanka Tells Media ‘Elites’ Their Criticisms Make Daddy Cry On His Golden Toilet
THE HIGH THRONE OF NEPOTISTIC PALACE, UNICORN LAND — Princess Ivanka scolded the American ...
Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to ...
President’s Legal Team Delivers Blistering Defense of Wanting to F_ _ k Your Own Daughter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, after 24-hours of presentations by the House managers in ...
Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States
If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.
Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the Oval Office this morning, there was quite a kerfuffle. ...
President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An irate President Trump lashed out violently this morning, throwing a ...
Ivanka Had The Most Classy And Elegant Boudoir Photos Taken For Father’s Day
WASHINGTON. D.C. — Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of ...
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