Islamic terrorism

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President Trump Promises To ‘Ooga Booga The F— Outta’ Radical Terrorism

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Don't worry America. Trump's got a plan for defeating terrorism.
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Confused Evangelical Christian Takes Newt Gingrich’s Sharia Test And Fails

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"I took Newt's proposed Sharia Law test, and the dang thing said I'm a believer in Sharia Law."
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Daesh Spokesman: We Will Hire Megyn Kelly If Donald Trump Wins Election

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Daesh thinks they may have found Donald Trump's mortal weakness -- Megyn Kelly.
The Political Garbage Chute

Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

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After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.
The Political Garbage Chute

President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password

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Donald Trump has a simple solution to the problem of radical Islamic terrorism, specifically the group known as Daesh.
Pew Pew!

Republican ‘Relieved’ San Bernardino Shooters Had ‘Muslim-esque’ Names

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When the San Bernardino shooters were ID'd as having Muslim sounding names, this Republican was quite relieved.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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