Islamic State of Iraq and Syria

The Political Garbage Chute

The Political Garbage Chute’s Do’s and Don’ts For Raping Daesh Soldiers

James Schlarmann -
In response to the terrorist group's fatwa on the proper care and handling of rape victims, TPGC has put together its own guide to raping Daesh terrorists.
The Political Garbage Chute

Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

James Schlarmann -
After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.
The Political Garbage Chute

Daesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas

James Schlarmann -
Terrorist group Daesh has taken responsibility for all victories in the "War on Christmas."
U.S. Elections

ELECTION 2016: ISIS Executioner Endorses Dr. Ben Carson

James Schlarmann -
Dr. Ben Carson loves him some war crimes. Which means he's ISIS' ideal presidential candidate.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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