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Daesh Uses Trump’s Wife in Recruitment Porn

James Schlarmann -
Terrorist group Daesh already started using Donald Trump in its recruitment videos, and now they've started using his wife Melania.
Religion

The Political Garbage Chute’s Do’s and Don’ts For Raping Daesh Soldiers

James Schlarmann -
In response to the terrorist group's fatwa on the proper care and handling of rape victims, TPGC has put together its own guide to raping Daesh terrorists.
U.S. Politics

Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

James Schlarmann -
After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.
U.S. Politics

President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password

James Schlarmann -
Donald Trump has a simple solution to the problem of radical Islamic terrorism, specifically the group known as Daesh.
War on Christmas

Daesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas

James Schlarmann -
Terrorist group Daesh has taken responsibility for all victories in the "War on Christmas."
Immigration

4 Year Old Syrian Refugee: ISIS Tried to Recruit Me With Candy, Nick Jr. Shows

James Schlarmann -
One young Syrian Refugee tells the press about being recruited by ISIS/Daesh.
U.S. Politics

Jeb!: We Can Defeat ISIS With ‘The Bush Family Secret Recipe for Middle East Success’

James Schlarmann -
Jeb Bush talked about how he'd beat ISIS, and gave some specifics to his plan.
Immigration

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

James Schlarmann -
One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.
Immigration

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

James Schlarmann -
God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.
Immigration

Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City

James Schlarmann -
One atheist woman in Wisconsin wants to welcome Syrian refugees into her state, no matter what her governor thinks.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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