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Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the United States Congress meet immediately for the purpose of conferring upon him the Congressional Medal of Honor. Trump's decree indicates that he believes that he...

George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife

THE AFTERLIFE -- Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age of 92. Mrs. Bush was one of only two women in the history of the United States that have been married to and given birth to...

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the Mortal Realm and entered the queue awaiting her placement in the After Life's lineup of 5-Star Eternal Time Shares. It's being widely reported that Mrs....

Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall

President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.

Hobby Lobby Offers to Give Female Employees Nazi Gold For Birth Control

Members of the Hobby Lobby executive board want to save face with the public and kill two birds with one stone in the process.

4 Year Old Syrian Refugee: ISIS Tried to Recruit Me With Candy, Nick Jr. Shows

One young Syrian Refugee tells the press about being recruited by ISIS/Daesh.

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.

Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City

One atheist woman in Wisconsin wants to welcome Syrian refugees into her state, no matter what her governor thinks.

5 Laws The Republicans Will Pass Next Year

We've got an exclusive look at the laws the GOP will be pass when they take control of the Senate next year.
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