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Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Bill Legalizing Insurrections

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed articles of impeachment against President Joe Biden on the very first day on the job. Now, Ms. Greene has filed another bill sure to raise eyebrows and start heated conversations...

Hawley Asks Wray to Blink Twice If The FBI Has Proof He’s a Traitor

Josh Hawley is really bigly concerned about the kind of information the FBI was able to find about him during the January 6th insurrection.

Tucker Carlson Didn’t See any Signs of White Supremacy at Cross Burning

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On last night's episode of his Fox News television program, Tucker Carlson told his audience that he "just couldn't see" any signs of white supremacy in video footage of cross burning he watched just...

CEO Larry Antifa Admits Ron Johnson is Right About the Capitol Riot

SOMEWHERE IN LIBTARDIA -- When Sen. Ron Johnson (Q-WI) spoke during a Senate hearing yesterday, he raised quite a few eyebrows. The hearing was, ostensibly, about the January 6th insurrection on the capitol building. Johnson used his time to...

Senate Republicans Wish Every American a Happy Sucking-Off Insurrectionist Former Presidents Day!

Today, kids all across America are off from school, banks are closed, and the mail isn't running because it's a federal holiday. Today is the day that Americans celebrate the time-honored tradition of sucking off insurrectionist former presidents throughout...

Impeachment: Hawley Says He Hasn’t Heard Convincing Evidence From Within Trump’s Peepee Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From his vantage point, Senator Josh Hawley (Q-MO) says he hasn't seen any evidence that should convict the former president of the United States on the article of impeachment brought against him by the House of...

Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”

LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White House has been quite a roller coaster of emotion for former First Lady Ivanka Trump. Exiled from her social circles after a four year period of using the...

High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He Started

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the late 1990's President William Jefferson Clinton was ensnared in a political scandal that could have ended his presidency, and his opponents in the Republican Party who controlled the House of Representatives at the time...

Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up the Big Lie told by the former president of the United States, claiming that Joe Biden and the Democrats cheated him out of a second...

McConnell: “Nobody’s Above the Law Except for D-List Reality TV Game Show Hosts”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) asserted as clearly and plainly as he could this morning that he doesn't think it's wise or prudent for Senate Democrats to be holding a second impeachment trial for the...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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