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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
MAGA News
Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”
LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White House has been...
February 8, 2021
MAGA News
High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He Started
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the late 1990's President William Jefferson Clinton was ensnared in...
February 5, 2021
Criminal Justice
Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up...
February 3, 2021
MAGA News
McConnell: “Nobody’s Above the Law Except for D-List Reality TV Game Show Hosts”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) asserted as clearly and plainly...
January 27, 2021
Lifestyle
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted...
January 25, 2021
Criminal Justice
My President Inspired an Insurrection and All I Got Were These Lousy Ankle Monitors
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator Dustin Pewpson. Mr. Pewpson was present...
January 22, 2021
Criminal Justice
“But I’m For Law and Order!” Shouts the Cultist Being Arrested for Their Attempted Coup
FT. DUMFUK, TENNESSEE -- "But I'm for law and order! Don't you hear me? I...
January 19, 2021
Science & Medicine
Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat
Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the...
January 15, 2021
MAGA News
National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...
January 15, 2021
Criminal Justice
Gaetz: “In America, It’s Three Insurrections and You’re Out, Not One!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For two hours this morning, the House of Representatives debated whether...
January 13, 2021
Tech
Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!
The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is the social media...
January 13, 2021
U.S. Politics
For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...
January 12, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
