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Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist Breitbart headlines that doctors call Sean Hannity's "brain" is starting to fully process what happened back in November. For weeks, Hannity's closest friends say he's struggled...

Trump Starting New Social Media Company With Ivanka

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Reportedly, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck, never won the popular vote, President Donald J. Trump was absolutely livid when Twitter permanently banned him and suspended his account with over 80 million followers, some of whom...

Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he cannot legally, and he promises he won't be running it while still officially the President of the United States, Donald Trump will be entering a new business venture with his daughter, First Lady Ivanka...

Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This afternoon, the president held a press event in the White House, touting his administration's plan to get re-open the American economy. For much of the last two months, massive swaths of America's economic engine have...

Rep. Steve King: “If Not For Incest, Would Donald Trump Have Won The Presidency?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital this morning, Republican Congressman Steve King seemed to imply that President Donald Trump needed help from a select group of Americans in order to...

Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’

One local Republican thinks abortion laws should be altered in his state, but only if a woman can prove she didn't in some way deserve to be raped.

Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care facility at First United Baptist Methodist Hospital of Lower South Eastern Alabama are attempting to pull of a true medical miracle -- removing an unborn...

Alabama Celebrates First Fetal Wedding

RIO SIN DIENTES, ALABAMA -- In a sleepy Alabama town, preparations are underway for a truly momentous and perhaps historic event -- a man and a fetus will be wed this weekend.  Jasper McCoy, 32-years-old and a devout born again...

Alabama Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA -- In response to Republicans in their state legislature passing one of the most restrictive abortion bans since the 1973 Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision, Democrats in Alabama are drafting their own measure...

Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead

"So she'll be super-duper comfortable there."
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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