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Incel Warns Left Hand Not to Expect Gifts Because Valentine’s Day Is a ‘Stupid Holiday Invented by Hallmark’

LAKE NOHSECKS, FLORIDA-- Charles "Chuck" Charleston is a 24 year old self-described "incel." This means that Chuck is involuntarily celibate. Like nearly all incels, Chuck blames his lack of sexual contact with females on females, and specifically feminism. It;'s...

Incel Supports Alyssa Milano’s Sex Strike

BONE DRY FLATS, ARKANSAS -- Cal Worley is an incel. That is to say that he has chosen to remain celibate, intentionally, because he says "women these are too uppity." "They're all like, 'Value my input as a human' this,...

Area Libertarian Still Calls His Mom ‘Mother’

Houston, TX -- A 48-year-old Houston man surprised his coworkers after referring to his mom as 'mother' during a recent telephone call. Jeffry Woodward, who is a self-proclaimed Libertarian, received a call from his mom late last week at...

Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such B**ches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment

HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and he is a self-described "incel," or a man who doesn't have sex with females through no choice of his own. "It's a little disappointing to spend day after day...

Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such Bitches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment

HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and he is a self-described "incel," or a man who doesn't have sex with females through no choice of his own. "It's a little disappointing to spend day after day...
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DeSantis Bans Minecraft Because ‘Kids Can Get Hoes’ In It

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida has used much of his second term in office to publicly wage a series...
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