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Sean Spicer Predicts Trump Will Have the Biggest Reinstatement Crowd Ever. Period.

GOEBBELS, FLORIDA -- Former White House Press Sniveling Toady Sean Spicer said on his NewsmaxTV show this morning that not only does he believe that his former boss will be "reinstated" to office in a couple of days, he...

Biden Declares He Doesn’t ‘Give a Shit’ About How Big His Inaugural Crowd Size Was

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many, many years how large a crowd was that gathered to watch a president be sworn-in was a matter of historical footnote, but one of major emphasis. That all changed about four years ago when...

Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people have been speculating about is what he'll do instead. When Biden is sworn in tomorrow, Trump...

For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol, authorities in charge of next week's inauguration of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States are reportedly hyperfocused on the security surrounding...

Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

It was never really that much in doubt, but outgoing, lame duck, one-term, permanently impeached President Donald Trump confirmed today that he will not attend Joe Biden's inauguration in less than two weeks. In a brief tweet, Trump addressed "all those who...

On Biden’s Inauguration Day, Trump Plans to Fill Air Force One With Supporters and Fly to Guyana

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 20th, 2021, at 12:00pm ET, President-elect Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. This fact might not sit well with the current occupant of the Oval Office,...

Report: More People Watched Aretha Franklin’s Funeral Than Trump’s Inauguration

GRAND FALLS, MICHIGAN -- Mathematicians at the University of Northern Michigan have released the results of a snap study they did which seems to indicate that millions more people watched the funeral for the Queen of Soul, the late...

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Putin Sends Trump Special Necklace With Leash To Commemorate His Inauguration

Vladimir Putin sends President-Elect and alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump a very, very special present to commemorate his inauguration.

Ann Coulter, Tammy Lahren To Host Trump Inaugural ‘Hanging Party’

Ann Coulter and Timmy Lahren are teaming up to host a party on the day that Donald Trump is sworn into office as the 45th president.
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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