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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the...
February 10, 2020
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Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that under orders from the draft...
February 7, 2020
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Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was never any big secret on the Hill. President Donald...
February 7, 2020
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Permanently Impeached Fat Fuck Sucks Own Dick, Rambles, Whines About Constitution for Room Full of Sycophantic Cultists
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sweaty, rambling, permanently impeached fat fuck stood in a room...
February 6, 2020
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Citing Trump’s Impeachment, Son of Sam Requests Retrial With No Witnesses or Documents
NEW YORK -- Attorneys for the convicted serial killer known as "Son of Sam"...
February 6, 2020
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Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House...
February 5, 2020
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Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska ...
February 4, 2020
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Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug...
January 31, 2020
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Murkowski and Alexander to Receive Presidential Medals of Cowardice
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump will present two Republican senators with special...
January 31, 2020
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Trump Being Fitted for New Crown After Senate Votes Against Impeachment Witnesses
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A D.C. area Burger King has been put on "high alert"...
January 31, 2020
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Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard
Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin's Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers...
January 30, 2020
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Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a wild and unforeseen development, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Urethra)...
January 30, 2020
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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