WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug and 51 brooms have been delivered to the Senate chamber in the nation's capital this afternoon. It's unclear at this time exactly what the rug...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump will present two Republican senators with special new medals at a ceremony some time next week. Trump will present Lisa Murkowski of Alaska and Lamar Alexander of Tennessee with the Presidential Medal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A D.C. area Burger King has been put on "high alert" to expect a very special guest for either lunch or dinner in the coming days, depending on when, exactly the Senate votes to deny witnesses...
Biological researchers and conservationists at the World Wildlife Foundation are concerned about the rapid population decline of vertebrate Republicans in the wild, and fear the species is headed toward "spectacular extinction," according to a new report released this week....
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic Jizz Face doctors have ever recorded, decided to take the silver spoon he was born...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton has agreed to let the House Democrats get an advanced copy of the Audible version of his new book.
Entitled, "The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir," and set...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For Freshman Senator Josh Hawley's (R-MO), Rep. Adam Schiff and the rest of the House impeachment managers have not made a strong enough case to convict and remove President Donald John Trump from office.
Despite Schiff and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the Hill has been all that surprised by how the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump has transpired in the Senate thus far. Despite House managers laying out...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In beginning to lay out the House's case against President Donald John Trump in his Senate impeachment trial, Congressman Adam Schiff took over two and a half hours meticulously rebuilding the timeline of events surrounding the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats this morning has he headed into the Senate chamber. Cruz was preparing to participate in the third day of the impeachment trial of President Donald...
