Tag: impeach Trump
Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the ...
Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech
All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap pulling, rugged individualist, ...
Eric Trump Says It’s ‘Shameful’ That Joe Biden Got His Son Barista Job at Ukrainian Starbucks
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The president’s smartest son with the name “Eric” appeared ...
Trey Gowdy Sure Does Wish Obama Had Been as ‘Concerned’ About Ukrainian Corruption as Trump
FORT DUMFUK, SOUTH CAROLINA — Former Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) was one of Barack ...
Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump’s Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats ...
Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An angry President Trump lashed out at Congressional Democrats, farting wildly ...
McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is Hidden, and Witnesses Can’t Testify”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United ...
4 Reasons This Chonky White Collar Criminal Wants You To Think He’s Above the Law. #4 Will Blow Your Mind.
This adorable little racist sack of shit wants you, and every other American to ...
Jordan Wants Hunter Biden to Testify About Hillary’s Benghazi Connection to Trump’s Ukraine Call
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump’s Rectum) called on his fellow Republicans ...
Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced ...
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