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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug...

Trump Being Fitted for New Crown After Senate Votes Against Impeachment Witnesses

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A D.C. area Burger King has been put on "high alert"...

Sessions Blasts Bolton: “Some Of Us Were Too Busy Sucking Trump Off To Write Down The Illegal Things He Did!”

SISTERFUHKER, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is not a fan of John...

Eric Trump Says It’s ‘Shameful’ That Joe Biden Got His Son Barista Job at Ukrainian Starbucks

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's smartest son with the name "Eric" appeared...

Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A crate full of brand new suit pants, sweatpants, and dungarees...

Ken Starr Asked Monica Lewinsky For Presidential Blowjob Advice Before His Impeachment Defense of Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, during the White House legal counsel's second day of opening...

Trey Gowdy Sure Does Wish Obama Had Been as ‘Concerned’ About Ukrainian Corruption as Trump

FORT DUMFUK, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Former Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) was one of Barack...

Bolton Agrees to Give House Democrats Audible Version of His New Book

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton has agreed to let the...

Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Republicans holding onto a small majority in the Senate, and...

Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the Hill has been...

Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats...

McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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