A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

In the last two weeks, there have been at least three high-profile mass shootings, one of which, in El Paso, was directly inspired by President Trump's white nationalist rhetoric. In the same time period, the country has been consumed...

Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan

Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.

God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again

Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.

Undocumented Taiwanese Dreamer Studying Spanish In Case Trump Deports Her

Even though she's from Taiwan, one Dreamer has begun brushing up on her Spanish to prepare for a possible deportation by Trump.

Ted Cruz Unsure If He Should Attack Mexican Immigrants or Syrian Refugees More

Ted Cruz is debating whether to stoke more fear over immigrants or refugees.
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