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Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding Cunt

A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious Stuff (NISROS), published today in the New American Journal of Published Studies claims to prove "beyond any reasonable doubt or suspicion to the contrary," that White House Senior...

5 Year Old Guatemalan Girl Pretty Adorable In Her Wee Cage Inside Her Sweet Little Concentration Camp

RIO DE VERGONZOSO, TEXAS -- She's frightened, terrified, even. She's lonely most of the time, and she's convinced at this point she may never see her parents again. But even five year old Consuela Mayor has to admit that...

8 Year Old Honduran Girl Knew What To Expect In Concentration Camp From Yelp Review of Trump Hotel

RIO ESTUPIDO, TEXAS -- An eight year old girl from Honduras who was temporarily detained separately from her parents by ICE told news outlets this morning that she wasn't at all surprised by the conditions of her concentration camp...

Planned Parenthood Announces New Partnership With ICE

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Planned Parenthood has announced a new partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement that they say will allow them to perform a lot more abortions each year. "As we were watching news reports of ICE agents...

Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps a few million people when they announced that a partnership with Planned Parenthood between the White House and the country's leading provider of low cost...

Trump Orders The Formation Of New, “ICE-S” Squad For Hispanic or Muslim Deportation Arrests

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- While traveling overseas to meet with the world's richest and most elite members of society, President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Air Force One directing the Immigration and Customs Enforcement department to establish a...

ICE Agents Arrest, Move To Deport Anchor Fetus

Federal agents in California have arrested and will now move to deport the youngest undocumented life form in U.S. history.

Mahershala Ali Briefly Detained By ICE Outside Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party, His Oscar Was Free To Go

Best Supporting Actor winner Mahershala Ali was briefly detained outside a post-Oscars party while his award with a white-sounding name was let in.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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