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Criminal Justice
Cop Shoots Suspected Unarmed Black Ice Cream Licker
James Schlarmann
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July 10, 2019
BLANC PRIVILLÉGE CREEK, LOUISIANA -- An unarmed African American female suspected of licking the contents of a gallon of ice cream without paying for it first has been rushed to an area hospital with gunshot wounds. The woman is...
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Latest News
Business
James Schlarmann
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March 29, 2023
Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month
Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost about half its value since...
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LGTBQ+
The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen
Dustin Pewpsin
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March 28, 2023
Tech
Musk Wants to Charge $500 to Delete Twitter from Your Phone
James Schlarmann
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March 28, 2023
Pew Pew!
After TN Christian School Shooting, NRA Wants Armed Gods in the Classroom
James Schlarmann
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March 28, 2023
History
Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?
James Schlarmann
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March 27, 2023
