Hurricane Harvey

Humor/Satire

Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

James Schlarmann -
Televangelist and 700 Club host Pat Robertson has an interesting proposal for the LGBTQ community that he hopes will stop the hurricanes.
Humor/Satire

Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

James Schlarmann -
Even though no one has seen the million dollar donation that Trump promised to make, Trump says it's coming. He just has to rob some cancer kids first.
Humor/Satire

National Weather Administration Will Rename Next Hurricane “Sherman”

James Schlarmann -
After Harvey, Irma, and Jose all dissipate, a weather agency will rename the next hurricane to hit the region "Hurricane Sherman."
Humor/Satire

Trump Demands Mexico Change Hurricane Jose Name to “Joe”

James Schlarmann -
President Donald Trump sent a sternly worded telegram to the Mexican president demanding an immediate name change for Hurricane Jose.
Humor/Satire

Trump Hopeful Tax Cuts For The One Percent Will Save Florida From Devastation of Hurricane Irma

James Schlarmann -
With Hurricane Irma making landfall in Florida, President Donald Trump is hoping that if lawmakers rush tax cuts for the wealthy through, all will be okay.
Humor/Satire

Kirk Cameron Gives God Credit For Hurricanes, Satan Takes Credit for Kirk Cameron

James Schlarmann -
Satan has revealed a secret business relationship with one of Hollywood's most lovable, formerly relevant child actors turned Jesus freaks.
Humor/Satire

Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate

James Schlarmann -
President Donald Trump clearly cares about the victims of Hurricane Harvey a full 20% as much as he cares about proving Obama's not an American.
Humor/Satire

Mexico to Use Murderer/Rapist/Drug Dealer/Some Good People Pipeline For Sending Harvey Relief Workers To U.S.

James Schlarmann -
The cleanup and rescue effort in the wake of Hurricane Harvey could use help from any and all comers, and Mexico wants to pitch in.
Humor/Satire

Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations

James Schlarmann -
In Texas, are they so desperate for help in the cleanup and rescue efforts in the wake of Hurricane Harvey that they'd take it from Obama?
Humor/Satire

First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office

James Schlarmann -
Palace intrigue and a kerfuffle over a box of FLOTUS hats that wound up getting delivered to the president's daughter-wife instead of his regular wife.
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