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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't have to tweet. There is no clause in the...
May 29, 2020
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Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again
NOIX NUES, LOUISIANA -- Chad Stripley has really not enjoyed his time under coronavirus...
May 28, 2020
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Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has...
May 27, 2020
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Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped...
May 27, 2020
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Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...
May 27, 2020
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Bill Gates Announces Windows COVID-19 Operating System
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- In just a couple of weeks, Microsoft will launch its newest...
May 26, 2020
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Poll: Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice
As the election draws closer, there's little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he's...
May 26, 2020
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Cornelius Fudge Says Coronavirus Seems Well Contained and Magical Economy Can Re-Open ‘Immediately’
ENGLAND, THE WIZARD WORLD -- Former Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge gave an interview...
May 22, 2020
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Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most...
May 21, 2020
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Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments,...
May 20, 2020
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Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA -- He says that there is "absolutely no chance" of it...
May 20, 2020
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FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not, this week President...
May 19, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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