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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that President Donald Trump...
July 27, 2020
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Matt Gaetz Accused of Using Taxpayer Money to Build Bars in His Living Room, Dining Room, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Garage
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) admitted that he improperly used...
July 23, 2020
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President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece...
July 21, 2020
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Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...
July 20, 2020
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White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald...
July 17, 2020
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Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's privacy profiteering and...
July 16, 2020
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Trump Suggests Adult Film Industry Rename ATMs to “Doing a McEnany”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, it's still not quite clear how...
July 16, 2020
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An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump
Last week, a handful of white actors and actresses gave up their roles in...
July 1, 2020
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Disney Assures Visitors They Can Still Hurl Racist Insults at Employees While Riding Updated Splash Mountain
ANALSLIME, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Disney became the latest corporation to reconcile its problematic...
June 29, 2020
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President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a well-kept secret on the Hill that the abysmal...
June 22, 2020
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Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States drink water with one...
June 22, 2020
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Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to be a country...
June 19, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
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