Tag: humorist

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to ...

Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall

DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...

Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment

Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an ...

4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. ...

Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”

LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...

Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...