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Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Can the President of the United States drink water with one ...
Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...
Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to ...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...
Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an ...
George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four Cops Hadn’t Murdered Him
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — While his country is still reeling from the COVID-19 ...
4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President
A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. ...
Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He doesn’t have to tweet. There is no clause in the ...
Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...
Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...
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