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Stefanik Promises to ‘Unite The GOP’ Behind Trump’s Claims of Stolen Elections and Injectable Bleach

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some day very soon, Rep. Elise Stefanik (Q-NY) could be the third-most powerful Republican in the House of Representatives. House GOP leadership roles are in flux, as many in the conference have increasingly turned on Rep. Liz...

McCarthy: Cheney ‘Still Has Time’ to Pay for Sex with Minors and Get Back on GOP’s Good Side

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The vultures are beginning to circle Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) and her position as the number three Republican in the House of Representatives. With a vote potentially as early as this week, the House GOP conference is...

Republicans Worry Biden’s $1.9T Rescue Plan Will Cut Childhood Poverty Too Much

""What happens if we run out of people to be poor? Have any of you Woketopian Libtarded Soyboy Beta Cucks thought about that?"

House Republicans Urging States to Rush Kids Back Into Potential School Shootings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The country cannot afford to keep kids out of potential school shooting situations any longer, according to a growing chorus of Republicans in the House of Representatives. During their weekly press briefing, the House GOP announced that...

106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the days in both the Trump administration and the Republican Party's even feigned allegiance to democratic institutions wains, one thing has become crystal clear -- they will spend them whining in officially filed court documents. This...

5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful Fo

The following is reprinted from a pamphlet being given by Congressional Republicans to their constituents during town hall meetings in their districts. It's that time of year again. It's Thanksgiving time -- a time of great American tradition and values. So...

Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.

Congressional Republican Explains Why Poor Kids Don’t Need Both Food and An Education

One Congressional Republican attempts to explain to reporters and the American people why poor kids should choose between smarts and food.

Darrell Issa: Benghazi Movie Wouldn’t Have Flopped If They Had Me Write The Script

Darrell Issa is upset he wasn't given a chance to write the Benghazi movie's script, and he says that is why it flopped.

GOP Congressman Wants to Investigate Connection Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood

After voting to de-fund Planned Parenthood, one congressman thinks there might be a connection to it and Benghazi worth investigating.
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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