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Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

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For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
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Congressional Republican Explains Why Poor Kids Don’t Need Both Food and An Education

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One Congressional Republican attempts to explain to reporters and the American people why poor kids should choose between smarts and food.
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Darrell Issa: Benghazi Movie Wouldn’t Have Flopped If They Had Me Write The Script

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Darrell Issa is upset he wasn't given a chance to write the Benghazi movie's script, and he says that is why it flopped.
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GOP Congressman Wants to Investigate Connection Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood

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After voting to de-fund Planned Parenthood, one congressman thinks there might be a connection to it and Benghazi worth investigating.
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Shocker! Obama Says 57th Time’s the Charm and Will Repeal Obamacare Now

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Has Obama agreed to repeal Obamacare?
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House GOP Creates Committee To Investigate Link Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood, Hillary, and the Holocaust

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Will House Republicans be successful in their next endeavor to make Hillary Clinton un-electable?
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A Sad, Disillusioned Trey Gowdy is Roaming the Halls of Congress, Offering to ‘Witch Hunt’ People

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With his beloved Select Committee on Benghazi crumbling before his eyes, Trey Gowdy finds himself rudderless in Washington.
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This Trash Fire Wants to Be Speaker of The House, But Can It Win?

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Can one unusual entity come from obscurity to become the next Speaker of the House?
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“How Real Patriots Eat (A Lot Less)” by Congressional Republicans

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Congressional Republicans are looking to help a lot of poor Americans lose a ton of weight. By eating a lot less. Because they won't be able to buy food.
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House Republicans Pull 20-Week Abortion Ban To Propose ‘Sperm and Egg Production’ Bill

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Forget abortion. Does one Congressman want to make pulling your pud illegal?
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