BUBONIC FALLS, IDAHO -- 56-year-old Peter Peterson is in dire trouble, and it appears that he could be living his last moments on Earth, despite "taking every MAGA-approved precaution" he could think of.
"In the last couple of weeks, I...
You're young! You're hip! You're down to party, and damn it, it's SPRING BREAK! Sure, there's a global effort to squash a pandemic outbreak of a deadly virus, but you gotta hit that beach, fam!
Of course, if you do...
