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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Nation’s Top Attorney’s Attorney Hires Attorney to Represent His Attorney’s Attorney

The attorney representing Jeff Sessions' attorney has just hired an attorney for his attorney. Confused yet?

White House Cleaning Staff Find Trump’s Comey Tapes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

The whole world has been wondering if or when Donald Trump would release recordings of his conversations with James Comey.

Kellyanne Conway: Unless Dems Prove Russia Probe Relates to Benghazi, They’re Wasting Millions

White House adviser Kellyanne Conway told media this weekend that if Dems can't tie Russia to Benghazi, they should give up.

John McCain Still In His Seat Babbling Incoherently 24 Hours After Comey Finished Testifying

Senator John McCain was still rambling and babbling this morning when cleaning crews found him in the same committee hearing room he was in yesterday.

Trump Suggests Jared Kushner ‘Go Old School’ and Use Tin Can and String to Reach Moscow

Jared Kushner might be in big, big trouble. But his father-in-law/the President of the United States may have a way to help him out of a jam.

Sean Hannity Accuses George Soros Of Inventing Class and Dignity So We Will Think He Has None

Sean Hannity is a classless, conspiracy peddling douchebag with no dignity. But did George Soros have a hand in it? Sean thinks so. Because Sean is stupid.

Report: Trump May Ask His ‘Old Friend Hillary’ to Run the FBI

They go way back, so why couldn't Hillary run the FBI for her old golfing buddy President Donald Trump?

President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It

In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.

One of Nation’s Top Constitutional Scholars Offers to Lead Independent Probe of Trump/Russia

An independent probe of Russian involvement in last year's election has one of the country's top constitutional scholars volunteering his services.

Hillary Clinton Says Comey Firing Is Proof Men Are ‘Too Emotional’ To Lead Effectively

Hillary Clinton told a conference of women recently that Trump firing James Comey as FBI Director proves men might be too emotional to be president.

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.

Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy

When she accidentally stopped a robbery, did Susan Rice also violate an alleged robber's right to privacy when she gave cops his ID?

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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