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Chain Smoking, Fall-Down Drunk DEA Agent Explains Why Pot Is Bad To Cancer Patient

A DEA agent explains stuff.

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DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.

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