Herman Cain

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long battle with COVID-19. Cain, who rose to national prominence in 2012 when he attempted to secure the GOP's presidential nomination to challenge Barack Obama, infamously...

Hermain Cain and Ben Carson Are Buying Papa John’s and Renaming It “Uncle Toms”

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- Two former Republican presidential candidates -- Hermain Cain and Dr. Ben Carson -- are buying embattled pizza chain Papa John's and giving it a face life, or at least a name change. "Herman and I were discussing...

Presdient Ben Carson Would Tap Herman Cain For Ambassador to Uzbekibekistanstan

If Ben Carson were to be elected next year, he already has someone in mind for a key State Department position.
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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