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The Political Garbage Chute

Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter

James Schlarmann -
"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."
The Political Garbage Chute

Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking

James Schlarmann -
"Maybe if this bourbon were 14, 15, or at most 15 and a half years old, Judge Moore would put his lips around it."
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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