Healthcare

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SCOTUS Declines to Stop Texas Law Putting This Guy In Charge of Inspecting Your Pussy

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The United States Supreme Court will not stop a new Texas abortion law.
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Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy’s Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”

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"Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he's already hiding billions of dollars from the rest of us in offshore accounts?"
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Republican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second Amendment Rights

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When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't have "communist" Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital.
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Cassidy, Graham: Kimmel’s Son Should Be ‘Shoved Back Up His Mama’s Baby Chute’ If He Wants Republican Sympathy

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If Jimmy Kimmel wanted Republicans to care about his son's plight, he should have shoved him back inside his mother. Duh, Jimmy!
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After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’

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Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

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Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
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Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity

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Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
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John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones

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How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
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Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer

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Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
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A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan

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A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level.
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