Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy’s Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”
“Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he’s already hiding billions of dollars from the rest of us in offshore accounts?” […]
Healthcare
Republican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second Amendment Rights
When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn’t have “communist” Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital. […]
Cassidy, Graham: Kimmel’s Son Should Be ‘Shoved Back Up His Mama’s Baby Chute’ If He Wants Republican Sympathy
If Jimmy Kimmel wanted Republicans to care about his son’s plight, he should have shoved him back inside his mother. Duh, Jimmy! […]
After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he’s got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can’t repeal Obamacare. […]
Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia? […]
Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate. […]
John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out. […]
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream — ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans. […]
A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan
A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level. […]
EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill
Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of the law they’re drafting have just been leaked. […]