Healthcare

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SCOTUS Declines to Stop Texas Law Putting This Guy In Charge of Inspecting Your Pussy

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The United States Supreme Court will not stop a new Texas abortion law.
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Trump Tweets: Women “Ungrateful” To Him For Making Their Health A “Huge Talking Point”

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THE WHITE HOUSE — In an early morning potty session today, President Donald Trump took aim at women in a series of Tweets as part of a continuation of his calling out of those who fail to thank him. Over...
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Rand Paul Anxious For Taxpayer Funded Healthcare To Help Him Recover So He Can Take Away Taxpayers’ Taxpayer Funded Healthcare

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"Which is worse -- my hypocrisy, or asking rich people to help out more?"
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Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy’s Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”

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"Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he's already hiding billions of dollars from the rest of us in offshore accounts?"
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Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy Plans Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”

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"Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he's already hiding billions of dollars from the rest of us in offshore accounts?"
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Republican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second Amendment Rights

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When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't have "communist" Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital.
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Cassidy, Graham: Kimmel’s Son Should Be ‘Shoved Back Up His Mama’s Baby Chute’ If He Wants Republican Sympathy

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If Jimmy Kimmel wanted Republicans to care about his son's plight, he should have shoved him back inside his mother. Duh, Jimmy!
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After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’

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Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

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Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
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Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity

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Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
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