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"I don't trust a damn word that comes out of notorious Anti-Trumper Dr. Tony Fauci's liar mouth," white nationalist and pro-MAGA super patriot Matthew Palumbo told listeners to his podcast this weekend, "so when he got on the television...

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Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow Be A Specimen Of Human Health And Vigor”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though sitting presidents usually do not write books, seeking to avoid accusations of enriching themselves with the Oval Office, President Donald Trump regularly defies accepted norms, and will be publishing a "diet, health, and lifestyle" how...

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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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