Potato Head Tells Fox News They’ve Always Been Gender Fluid

In an interview on Fox News this morning, Potato Head confirmed for the anchors that they've always been gender fluid. "It was the marketing people -- the men on Madison Avenue -- who thought I needed a name that specified...

Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls

Heidi Cruz, the ugly as sin wife of Sen. Ted Cruz, confirmed for reporters today that after Hasbro makes the iconic "Mr. Potato Head" toy gender-neutral, it will still have the same exact size balls as her husband. "Very honestly,"...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

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