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Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal on Monday, and while the usual team of surrogates and supporters rallied around it, many on the Hill rejected Trump's proposed budget completely. Some criticized it for cutting social...

Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval Office chair late this afternoon, directing federal resources be dedicated to purchasing several thousand food times from Taco Bell. The food will then be sent...

Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- With Super Bowl XLIII in the books, and his team once again world champions, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was asked as he exited the locker room last night what kept his spirits up during...

Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wielded the power her title affords her and rescinded the invitation to President Donald Trump for his 2019 State of the Union address. The Constitution merely states that the...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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