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Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively Facts, published a story about Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren's feelings about a new remake of a Disney film. Lahren railed against Disney's decision to cast a female of...

Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed against Disney's decision to cast a female of color in the central role of the upcoming live-action remake of 1989's animated classic, "The Little Mermaid,"...
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Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...
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