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White House Cleaning Staff Find Trump’s Comey Tapes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

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The whole world has been wondering if or when Donald Trump would release recordings of his conversations with James Comey.
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John McCain Still In His Seat Babbling Incoherently 24 Hours After Comey Finished Testifying

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Senator John McCain was still rambling and babbling this morning when cleaning crews found him in the same committee hearing room he was in yesterday.
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Birther and 9/11 Truther Dubious About ‘Fake News’ of Russia/Trump Collusion

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If there was any collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign, this right-wing podcaster just doesn't see it. So stop trying, libtards.
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Krispy Kreme Signs Deal To Be Trey Gowdy’s Official Congressional Glazing Sponsor

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Trey Gowdy sweats. Profusely. One doughnut retailers doesn't see disgustingness in his glazed face though; they see marketing opportunities.
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Neither Trump Nor Putin Wants to Be The First to Say “I Love You, Goodbye” and Hang Up

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Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump have a cute little exchange, you know, like puppets and their puppeteers are wont to do.
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Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

James Schlarmann -
President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
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Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy

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Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
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Trump Hoping Putin Will Give Him An ‘Extra-Special Pat On The Head’ For Tax Return Distraction

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Trump is hoping the distraction brought about by Rachel Maddow over-hyping his 2005 tax returns will be noticed by his Russian lover.
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Putin: Donald And I Are Saving Each Other For Our Inauguration Day

James Schlarmann -
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump want to have a very special relationship these next few years, so they are taking their time.
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Trump Has To Return Winter Gloves Putin Gave Him For Christmas

James Schlarmann -
President-elect Donald Trump couldn't use the very nice Christmas gift Russian president Vladimir Putin gave him, so he returned it.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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