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MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent a strongly worded letter to American President In Name Only Donald Trump, demanding that the U.S. re-open its government. "Mr. Trump, I must remind you that my rubles guaranteed certain things,...

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin made a phone call to Secondary American President Donald Trump and dictated a list of resolutions Putin would like Mr. Trump to set as goals for himself in the coming year. "Donald!...

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In the Kremlin, word is that Vladimir Putin is hard at work trying to finish up his Christmas shopping. He's gotten gifts for all the important oligarchs in his life, but according to several sources close...

"Wipe it out, all of it."

"It makes a lot of sense if you just forget what sense is, and go purely on your gut and heart."

"This Russia shit is really getting to me, man."

Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.

A concerned and beleaguered President Trump sends an urgent letter to Congress asking about tweet privileges for federal prisoners.

With an overwhelmingly bipartisan sanctions bill just lingering on his desk, President Trump explains he needs input from a good friend.

American security forms are all in English, and Jared Kushner says that is at least partially to blame for his glaring omissions from them.