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Reality Winner Released from Prison While Reality Denier Still Not President

In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison for, as an NSA contractor, leaking information on Russian hacking attempts to the media. It was one of the most high-profile cases handled by the Department of Justice...

Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter

President Trump still definitely loves Russian prostitute urine and totally wants to bang his daughter, according to sources close to him.

Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire and "personally not pay for" a private detective to locate and destroy the Russian birth certificate belonging to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. "I had no...

Trump Says He’s Waiting for the Picture Version of Mueller Report Before Issuing Response

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued the following statement in light of FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller finishing his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, and delivered his report to the Department of Justice. To...

Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no secret on the Hill that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been attempting to secure an interview with President Donald Trump, under oath, and that Trump's lawyers have been flatly denying his request from the...

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBwIX4ypQjM WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During yesterday's quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump backpedaled on statements he made at a joint press conference with Russian President, and his employer, Vladimir Putin just a day prior.  There was also a...

Obama: ‘Has Trump Ever Proven His Presidency Wasn’t Born in Russia?’

SECRET BUNKER, COUNTRY OF ISLAM -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) gave an interview to a radio station in Washington, D.C. in the wake of President Donald Trump's meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin that is almost certain...

Helsinki Summit: Putin Gives Trump Cost of Living Pay Increase, But No Annual Bonus This Year

HELSINKI, FINLAND -- During the annual performance review held between President Donald Trump and his employer, Mr. Trump was told that he will be receiving a wage increase to cover the rising costs of living, but will not be...

Trump Says Picking Kennedy’s Replacement Will Be Top Agenda Item In Summit With Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he will be meeting with Russian co-President Vladimir V. Putin next month in their first face to face summit.  "I'm looking forward to this summit with the same anticipation you get...

Trump: ‘There Are Good People On Both Sides Of Robert Mueller’s Indictments’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump, while watching Fox News in the Oval Office with his feet up on the Resolute Desk, a Diet Coke in one hand a freshly grabbed pussy in the other, spoke off...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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