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Mushroom Cloud Assures Americans John Bolton Will Shape Trump’s Foreign Policy In Sane, Rational Direction

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FALLOWT FALLS, NEVADA -- As President Donald Trump selected hawkish conservative and former Ambassador John Bolton as his third National Security Adviser in just over a year, many people on both sides of the aisle began to worry. Bolton was...
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Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost about half its value since...
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