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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Gun Enthusiast Can’t Figure Out Why Gasoline Didn’t Put Out His House Fire

SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA -- Phillip Grant is known best on Facebook and in libertarian...

Trump Worried He Hasn’t Made The Murder Of School Children About Him Enough

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- This morning, President Trump was stopped by reporters as he existed...

Trump Supporter Wants Florida Added To Trump’s Muslim Ban List

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a die hard Donald Trump supporter,...

Hipster Parents Send Kid To School To Designer Bulletproof Vest

GREEN HILLS, NORTH CAROLINA -- As Shannon and Chad Miller get their son Elijah...

NRA Exec Just Straight Up Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your Dead Kids, America

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- As he came out of the corporate headquarters of the National...

White House Relieved Kentucky School Shooter Not Muslim Or Immigrant And Shooting Never Actually Happened

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite copious reporting of it, there was no school shooting in...

Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- On the most recent episode of popular right-wing podcast and YouTube channel...

Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine

"His base knows he's gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster."

American Ready To Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before The Next Mass Shooting

"Once you see the numbers it just becomes too much to process after awhile."

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts

"It's really not going to even be so much predicting them as reminding people that there will be at least one that day."

NRA Spokesman Says America Needs Armed Clergy in Every Church

"The last thing this country needs to do is witness two senseless gun-related mass murders in less than a month and get the feeling like they can actually do something about them."

Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting

"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...